Barnes

“Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to this evening's presentation!” · Yell

“Tonight we plumb the depths of the human soul as we join a lost, lonely girl trying desperately--with the help of her loyal companions--to find her way home!” · Yell

“But she is pursued... by a wicked, malevolent crone!” · Yell

“Will she survive? Will she prevail? Only time will tell. And now... on with the show!” · Yell

“Good evening ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this evening's presentation!” · Yell

“Tonight, things are not what they seem... for tonight your eyes may not be trusted!” · Yell

“Take for instance this quiet elderly woman waiting for a visit from her granddaughter... surely there is nothing to fear from this sweet, gray-haired old lady!” · Yell

“But don't let me pull the wool over your eyes! See for yourself what lies beneath those covers! And now... on with the show!” · Yell

“Tonight... we explore a tale of forbidden love!” · Yell

“But beware, for not all love stories end happily, as you may find out. Sometimes, love pricks like a thorn!” · Yell

“But don't take it from me; see for yourself what tragedy lies ahead when the paths of star crossed lovers meet! And now... on with the show!” · Yell