Perry Gatner

“Hey all! So how long until the jokes spawn?” · Say

“I just flew in from Ironforge and, Boy!, are my mount's wings tired!” · Say

“Hey folks, go easy on me... it's my first time.” · Say

“Thanks for coming out to see me! I hope you are ready for a good time, because I am.” · Say

“Whoa! Is all that applause for me? Thanks for coming out!” · Say

“What a good looking crowd. The dwarven women even shaved.” · Say

“Are you ready to laugh!” · Say

“I never met a tauren I didn't like...” · Say

“To eat!!” · Say

“Last week I was in Goldshire. Have you been there?” · Say

“That town's so small, I asked a kid to draw me a map. He drew it on the back of a Defias wanted poster...” · Say

“to scale!!” · Say

“Impersonation time!! I call this, "The Silly Tauren."” · Say

“The comedian clears his throat.” · Emote

“The comedian impersonates a tauren.” · Emote

“Here's a good one, why do watermelons have water in them? ” · Say

“Because they are planted in the spring!” · Say

“What's the deal with women? I mean they are always like...” · Say

“The comedian impersonates a human female.” · Emote

“And then gnomes are even worse! They are always saying stuff like...” · Say

“The comedian impersonates a gnome.” · Emote

“What time is it when an elekk sits on your fence?” · Say

“Time to get a new fence!!” · Say

“If I knew it was going to be like this, I'd have worn my Greater Boots of Laughter.” · Say

“Apparently my reputation with you people is hostile.” · Say

“Wow! The laughs don't drop very often here, do they?” · Say

“Can I get a buff? I'm dying up here.” · Say

“Come on! These jokes are epic!” · Say

“Hey! Hey! Hey! It's Raliq the drunk... His momma's so fat she didn't just make the front cover of Ogre Today...” · Say

“She made the back cover too!” · Say

“The gnomes used to be a nice respectful people...” · Say

“The other day I saw one walking down the street shouting, "Once you go gnome, you never go home!"” · Say

“I love blood elf women. Especially when they say stuff like this...” · Say

“The comedian impersonates a blood elf.” · Emote

“So the blood elves think they're just one step away from ruling the world...” · Say

“Twelve steps is more like it!” · Say

“One last impersonation. It's tough, but let's see if you can guess who it is...” · Say

“The comedian impersonates an orc.” · Emote

“Now that the show's done, can someone run me through Scarlet Monestary?” · Say

“Thank you! Don't forget to tip your waiters! Good night folks.” · Say