Nat Pagle

“Hal...” · Say

“Had that dream again last night...” · Say

“That one dream... The crazy one. Remember?” · Say

“Tarren Mill is destroyed by some crazy force of undead and forever more becomes an enemy to Southshore.” · Say

“Could ya imagine such a thing, Hal? Could ya?” · Say

“That one where I'm in Durnholde and that one orc that Blackmoore keeps as his personal slave breaks out...” · Say

“He ends up destroying the whole keep, freeing all the orcs we're keeping in the camps, and rising to power as the king of orcs... Warchief or somethin'.” · Say

“Crazy, isn't it?” · Say

“So I'm on some mountain with some big ol' tree. Bunch of elves runnin' around all over...” · Say

“Out of nowhere, some 300 foot tall demon or somethin' walks up and starts climbin' the tree...” · Say

“And if that weren't crazy enough, that big demon gets killed by a bunch of little floating light things... Oh, I was also a female elf in that one... Yep...” · Say

“In this dream, I was fishin' master of the world. I moved to some place called Kalimdor...” · Say

“And people from all over the world come to me to pay homage... and learn to fish.” · Say

“I'm like some kind of fishing god...” · Say

“I can't even believe this one... You know those two loud-mouthed ruffians, Foror and Tigule?” · Say

“Well in this dream, they somehow end up inventing something called ice-cream and flavoring it with strawberries... Well, long story short, they end up striking it rich!” · Say

“If that weren't crazy enough, they decide to quit the ice-cream business and become adventurers... They travel all over the place and finally disappear into some portal. I woke up in a cold sweat after that one...” · Say

“This one's real grim... So the king's kid, Arthas... Well he goes out to battle evil, along with Uther... *Nat pats his brow dry*” · Say

“But tragically, Arthas is consumed by the evil and becomes evil himself...” · Say

“Well, he comes back to the king all pretendin' to be nice, draws his sword, and runs the king through, elbow to ... well you know... kills him on the spot.” · Say

“That one where thousands of people are all watching us from up in the sky...” · Say

“We're like their puppets - we dance and cry and fight and say silly things for their amusement. ” · Say

“Sometimes, even when I'm awake, I think they're watching us. Maybe they're watching us right now...” · Say