Captain Sanders

“Avast, Ed! Lemme show ye me ship! *hic*” · Say

“I just be makin' sure we wasn't followed! *hic*” · Say

“It be clear...” · Say

“Thar she be! Ain't she a beaut?” · Say

“That thar monster be yers, Ed? Arrr... She's a big'un!” · Say

“Arrr, Ed! She definitely be seaworthy!” · Say

“Can ye keep a secret, Ed? Arr, dead men tell no tales!” · Say

“It be me treasure, Ed. Me life's work! Arrr... One white shirt fit fer a pirate king to be wearin'!” · Say

“One red sash that ye can put on yer head or your britches. Pride o' the fleet, that sash is...” · Say

“An' last but certainly not least, one enormous bag! Big enough to fit eight whole apples! Eight, Ed! Can ye believe it!?” · Say

“Yarrr! Keep it down, Ed! Thar be scallywags about! Their scallywag ears be listenin' for gasps like the one that just escaped yer lips!” · Say

“It be alright, Ed. Me booty be locked away good in that thar chest. No fool will ever have Cap'n Sanders's treasure! Let's go get another drink. The spirits be runnin' low.” · Say