Drunken Northsea Pirate

“Nothin' finer than enjoying a fine beverage and the company of some fine buckos... hic!” · Say

“...that scurvy dog had two peg legs, a hook for a left hand, two glass eyes and a wooden nose!” · Say

“Whatcha lookin' at, ye bilge rat? Har, har.... just kiddin' with ye, mate!” · Say

“I 'eard Terry fenced one of 'em pictures for a thousand gold. Maybe I can get in some of that artwork dealin' too!” · Say

“Kiss the gunner's daughter? Why I haven't ever met the lass...” · Say

“Grab a seat and 'ave a drink, mate! Grab me one while yer at it!” · Say

“"Yaaaaaaaaaarrr... it's driving me insane!" Wait... that's not quite how it goes...” · Say

“...so he says "Of course I'm not seeing double! I've only got one eye!"” · Say

“What ...hic?!” · Say

“That's it... no more grog for me!” · Say