Tapper Swindlekeg

“Well time's money, and time's wasting! Let's have that drink...” · Say

“Wow! This really greases the steamplugs!” · Say

“If I were an honest goblin, I'd say this was the best beer of the festival...” · Say

“Too bad Coren's dead. If I could buy that brew from him and resell it -- watered down and rebottled under my own label, of course -- I'd be rich!” · Say

“Hey there, and welcome to Brewfest. Come in and have a drink or three!” · Say

“What's up, friend? Welcome to the Brewfest Grounds! Now go buy some drinks!” · Say

“Hey hey, it's another $c! Welcome to my annual Brewfest celebration... now go feast and drink some!” · Say