Gurgthock

“This battle must be seen to be believed! Once a mild-mannered tuskarr fisherman, our next fighter turned to the life of a soulless mercenary when his entire family was wiped out by a vicious pack of lion seals and ill-tempered penguins! Now he's just in it for the gold! Ladies and gentlemen, ORINOKO TUSKBREAKER!!” · Yell

“The champion of the Winterax trolls has challenged you, $n! I hope you're ready!” · Say

“Hailing from the distant mountains of Alterac, one of the fiercest competitors this arena has ever seen: KORRAK THE BLOODRAGER!!!” · Yell

“The battle is about to begin! Am I reading this card right? It... It's the nefarious magnataur lord, STINKBEARD! Yes, folks, STINKBEARD! $n doesn't stand a chance!” · Yell

“Do you feel that folks? The air is crackling with energy! That can only mean one thing...” · Yell

“The grand Amphitheater of Anguish awaits, $n. Remember, once a battle starts you have to stay in the arena. WIN OR DIE!” · Say

“Here we are once again, ladies and gentlemen. The epic struggle between life and death in the Amphitheater of Anguish! For this round we have $n versus the hulking jormungar, Yg... Yggd? Yggdoze? Who comes up with these names?! $n versus big worm!” · Yell

“Prepare to make your stand, $n! Get in the Amphitheater and stand ready! Remember, you and your opponent must stay in the arena at all times or you will be disqualified!” · Say

“$n has defeated Yg... Yggg-really big worm!” · Yell

“$n is victorious once more!” · Yell

“And with AUTHORITY, $n dominates the magnataur lord! Stinkbeard's clan is gonna miss him back home in the Dragonblight!” · Yell

“From the Savage Ledge of Icecrown, Vladof the Butcher and his mammoth, Enormos! There ain't gonna be a thing left of our challengers, folks! Prepare for a downpour of blood, guts and tears!” · Yell

“I DON'T BELIEVE IT! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION OF ANGUISH!!! Vladof the Butcher has been defeated by a ragtag crew of nobodies! Incredible finish!” · Yell

“All that's left of the challenger is a red stain on the floor!” · Yell

“Avert your eyes, ladies and gentlemen! It's a bloodbath!” · Yell

“Call in the clowns! It's turned into a circus in there!” · Yell

“OOOF! That one's gonna require the "scraper."” · Yell

“OUTTA NOWHERE -- WHAMO! DEAD!” · Yell

“They went down like a sack of orc skulls!” · Yell