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TRIUMVIRATE
Normal · Humanoid

Theramore Guard

Kalimdor32 spawns
on Gossip option select - set NPC FlagsLinked with Previous Event - Close GossipLinked with Previous Event - Say Line 0Linked with Previous Event - Store TargetlistLinked with Previous Event - Cast Doctored LeafletOn Has Aura Propagandized! - Say Line 1Linked with Previous Event - Give Kill CreditOn Text Over Line 1 - Say line 2Linked with Previous Event - Play Emote ONESHOT_LAUGHOn Text Over Line 2 - Set NPC Flags
SayHey, thanks.
Say...receive 50 percent off deserter undergarments? What is this garbage?
Say...to create a fund for the purchase of hair gel? I like my hair the way it is, thanks!
Say...the deserters seek a Theramore where citizens will be free to juggle at all hours of the day? What is this nonsense?
Say...to establish the chicken as the official symbol of Theramore?! These guys are nuts!
Say...as a deserter, you'll enjoy activities like tethered swimming and dog grooming? How ridiculous!
SayThis... this is a joke, right?
SayI'd never join anything like this. Better keep this, though. It'll come in handy in the privy...
SayWhat a bunch of lunatics! You actually believe this stuff?
SayThat's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. You've just made my day!
Emote%s reads the leaflet.