Theramore Guard
“Hey, thanks.” · Say
“...receive 50 percent off deserter undergarments? What is this garbage?” · Say
“...to create a fund for the purchase of hair gel? I like my hair the way it is, thanks!” · Say
“...the deserters seek a Theramore where citizens will be free to juggle at all hours of the day? What is this nonsense?” · Say
“...to establish the chicken as the official symbol of Theramore?! These guys are nuts!” · Say
“...as a deserter, you'll enjoy activities like tethered swimming and dog grooming? How ridiculous!” · Say
“This... this is a joke, right?” · Say
“I'd never join anything like this. Better keep this, though. It'll come in handy in the privy...” · Say
“What a bunch of lunatics! You actually believe this stuff?” · Say
“That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time. You've just made my day!” · Say
“%s reads the leaflet.” · Emote
