Helboar, the Other White Meat

Those eggs are superb, but what do you say we kick it up another notch? A side of bacon would round out the meal perfectly and I know just where to get it. This place is littered with helboars. Of course, there's no one here to inspect and tenderize the meat, but we're in luck! <Legassi rummages around in his pack and produces a flask.> This wasn't made for use on pork, but cooking is as much about improvisation as anything else!