No More Mushrooms!

Mushroom soup, mushroom stew, mushroom sauce! Mushroom, mushroom, mushroom! It's all there is to eat around here. If you say you're hungry, the cook hands you an axe and tells you to go chop down your dinner! Well, I'm tired of mushrooms. I've seen fish in the lakes around here. Sure, they look like a nasty piece of work, but they've got to be better than mushrooms! How much will it cost me to hire you to bring me my first decent meal in weeks?